Last year, we used advances in bacon-scented printing technologies stolen from NASA to bring the world Bacon Scented Pillowcases. Millions of people are now having Sweet Bacony Dreams.
This year, we're using the same stolen NASA technology to bring you a new, even racier innovation: J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear. Marrying the ultimate in comfort and
cured meat, J&D's Bacon Scented
Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments.
It's like a hot frying pan in your pants.