Cold fusion. Perpetual motion. Time travel. Improving bacon. Sometimes, science says you can't do stuff. Today, we're proud to say impossible is nothing. The future of bacon is here.
We give you - J&D's Candied Bacon Seasonings, three easy to use, add-to-bacon seasonings that will turn any bacon you cook into next level candied bacon tell-all-your-friends deliciousness.
We're selling all 3 delicious flavors in extra-large jars for only $16.99 - a 20% discount - at our online store (you can't buy it anywhere else). The 3 pack includes:
- J&D's Bourbon Pecan Candied Bacon Seasoning will make your mouth water, your friends grateful to know you and your house smell like a bacon & bourbon pecan pie factory. Bourbon Pecan Bacon Ice Cream cones, anyone? (video)
- J&D's Spicy Sriracha Candied Bacon Seasoning is what happens when you take the world's best spicy condiment and combine it with the undisputed king of all meats, and then turn it into candy. Let that sink in for a minute.
- J&D's Festivus! Holiday Spice Candied Bacon Seasoning is like a cinnamon, nutmeg and clove holiday bacon explosion in your mouth.
How easy is it to make the best bacon in the history of humanity? Just shake our Candied Bacon Seasonings onto your favorite bacon and cook at 400 degrees F for 15-30 minutes - instructional videos are here. There's no need to baste and every reason to pig out. In your face, science.
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From this day forward, you'll carry a perpetual smirk that says "My bacon is better than yours and we all know it." Here are just a few ways to demonstrate your bacon superiority:
- Ice Cream & Ice Cream Cones (really)
- Tater Tots & Fries
- Waffles & Pancakes
- Hors d'oeuvres
- A tasty snack
- Wrapped around sausages and hot dogs
- Candied Bacon Explosion!
- Pie topping - pecan, pumpkin, apple
Keeping it really real here, you'll just want to eat your Candied Bacon immediately like it's your last meal on earth.
SRIRACHA INGREDIENTS: Crystallized Brown Sugar, White Granulated Sugar, Cayenne Pepper, Dehydrated Garlic, Rice Concentrate, Red Jalapeno Pepper, Salt, Red Crushed Pepper Flakes, Sunflower Oil.
FESTVIUS INGREDIENTS: Crystallized Brown Sugar, White Granulated Sugar, Caramel Flavor (dextrose, triacetin, gum arabic, silicon dioxide (anti-caking), natural & artificial flavor), Natural Flavor (contains Milk), Rice Concentrate, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Cloves.
BOURBON PECAN INGREDIENTS: Crystallized Brown Sugar, White Granulated Sugar, Rice Concentrate, Natural Bourbon Whiskey Flavor (dextrose, natural flavor, silicon dioxide (anti-caking), water, ethyl alcohol), Black Pepper, Natural Pecan Type Flavor.