Welcome to J&D’s Bacon Ranch, where the skies are blue, the pigs are pigs and the dressings and dips are delicious.
We’re talking bacon-flavored ranch here. Not the gallon of ranch dressing you need to go through with a crime scene investigator’s kit to find the little bacon bits. It’s like bacon and ranch dimmed the lights, put on the Barry White records and made the world’s perfect condiment. Which is kind of what happened. Kind of.
OK, so what really happened is we got hungry. And when we get hungry, we get chicken wings. Dozens of them. And that’s when it all began, our talk of two of the greatest things in the universe – ranch dressing and bacon. If we combined these two flavors in the right way, we thought, we could make the world’s best dressing and dip.
And you know what? We were right. It was so delicious that we instantly crowned it the best product we’ve ever made.
Much later, we were making burgers and dip at the same time, and accidentally spilled our Bacon Ranch into some ground beef. This fortunate accident produced the best burgers we have ever eaten, and now we call it a burger mix too!
Break out the chips. Fry up some chicken wings. Make up a salad. Cook up some burgers. Or bring out the veggie tray. And head on out to J&D’s Bacon Ranch.
Git along little taste buds.